Every vacation has its own theme
Or destination.
But all share the same motto…
Keep Calm Is My Family Vacation Motto.
A treasured memory being actively ruined by everyone involved

Every vacation has its own theme
Or destination.
But all share the same motto…
Keep Calm Is My Family Vacation Motto.
Months of planning and anticipation.
Everyone said they were ready the night before.
Keep Calm, we were supposed to leave an hour ago.
You will forget your toothbrush
While packing two combs.
Keep Calm, you will never pack the right amount.
…Yup…
Driving, walking to dinner, or hiking across an amusement park
Things tend to be farther than expected.
Keep Calm, this looked closer on the map.
We just stopped
And we have to stop again.
Don’t try to make up the time, just enjoy the ride.
Keep Calm, we just stopped.
The kids are in bed
It is finally a time to exhale
Except…
Keep Calm, they still aren’t asleep.
Who has the sharpest eye?
Keep Calm and play the ABC game again.
Oh, and good luck with the letter Q.
This trip was planned for them
To show them something new
Keep pointing everything out,
no matter how uninterested they are.
Keep Calm and “Oh look kids!”
Always, without exception or excuse
Keep Calm, everyone.
Mom can always take one more picture.